werewolf on a ghost planet! (thewerewolfmonk) wrote,
werewolf on a ghost planet!

craig t. nelson, ya dig?

jambo screamd "coach, coach!!!"

he stood in the center of the room spurting ejaculate on every virgin speculum and each pair baby brain scissors.

craig t. nelson pronounced scissors, skkizzors, but you could only hear his anguished moans.

action five news update, good evening, i'm article t. merriweather, with this piece, breaking news. craig t. nelson, college football coach/sitcom star is now believed responsible for the bombing of 13 abortion clinics statewide.

....."hunger, hunger, hunger" babbled the coach star, when asked for a statement.

deep moans echo in basement lairs, godsend peninsula, another talented youngster dead, craig t. nelson thirty five, survived by wife and thirst for unborn child.
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next week at any point do you want to come into the shop around 7ish and we can touch up the further tattoo? i also have a drawing of gollum wearing a top hat and suit coat with the one ring as a monocle that i want you to check out. free tattoos, we can hang til late, kick some jamz and have a few beers and i'll just lock up whenever everybody leaves. whaddya say?
that sounds good to me dude, friday through sunday we are taking a secret trip for corinna's birthday, but any day before that i have no plans, let me know what's good for you.